This is far better than “I’m out of colour ink even though you are printing black and white.”. I believe in Zuul but not ink cartridges.
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So Lisa and I will have been married 5 years in June.
Hope she doesn’t discover the shitty gift I got her in the trunk of the Civic.
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DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince / Summertime: Open your windows, turn on your air, get down to your underwears and turn this shit up.
Hey you guys! I’m married to Karol Karol!
-Dominique
