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In this photo, I’m kind of annoyed I can’t hear what Jerry Seinfeld is going to say because I bet it’s funny.

In this photo, I’m kind of annoyed I can’t hear what Jerry Seinfeld is going to say because I bet it’s funny.

(via aaronfever)

tinalikesbutts:

Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

(via sparkleblossom)

Look at the Hardy Boys! They started out as kid detectives just solving mysteries in Bayport and now they have an entire book series about them!”

(Source: humandisaster, via hannibalhannibal)

fuckyeahjacqueschirac:

⚽️ LA COUPE DE FRANCE ⚽️ #zidane #dédé #djorka #mémé #CDM1998 #chirac #jacqueschirac #fuckyeahjacqueschirac #fyjc (à Jardin De L’Elysée)